My dad just dropped a bowl of pasta on the floor and it went everywhere, and he stared at it for like 5 minutes, sighed and then said ‘sometimes it lasts in love, but sometimes it hurts instead’ and then he walked off without cleaning it up.
I told my dad a post about him has nearly 40k notes and he told me that he doesn’t understand what ‘tumblrering’ is but he doesn’t want to be involved in my lonely shenanigans.
why cant our skin be transparent
cuz thats fuckin gross
but imagine how cool it would be to see your heart do the thing
& to see a baby growing inside of a pregnant woman.
I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
That awkward moment when you havent held a pencil in 2 months and you can’t write normally
If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these
And wear it to the nearest major city
SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR
Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then
Bitch it might be
when your friend starts watching one of your favorite shows
when they start acting like they know more than you